I love you. I really do. I love some of the stuff that people sell on you. I really do. I would buy something. Yes, yes I would BUT hardly anyone indulges in international shipping. It's all US-only crap. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could sort searches by whether or not someone ships internationally? Yes, it would. It would lower my blood pressure because then I could act as though the US-only crowd didn't exist. And for you sellers who only ship domestically. I'll pretend like I understand. But I'd like you to know, that I could have stuff shipped to my parents before I go home next because they have a US address. But I won't. You don't deserve me. Oh, and you people out there who double and triple shipping costs for international shipping? You also don't deserve me.
As if this is going to prove to my parents that I'm not a malcontent.